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Cause I was enjoying myself yesterday

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aherosarchive-deactivated201608:

“i had to be ur fake boyfriend/girlfriend bc some creep was hitting on you and it was making you uncomfortable and now i have busted knuckles and a cut lip but hey are u okay” au

fire emblem : awakening starters !

• ‘ That’s it? Pity was your reason? ’
  
• ‘ Isn’t that enough? ’
• ‘ A naive thought. …But not impossible. ’
• ‘ Goodness, I can practically see smoke rising from your head. ’
• ‘ Please tell me none of the girls saw that. ’
• ‘ Can you imagine anything more amazing? ’
• ‘ You’ll love it, I promise! ’
• ‘ This whole conversation is silly! ’
• ‘ You’re being kind of childish here, ___. I got to admit. ’
• ‘ Why don’t you go and find a hobby that doesn’t involve me? ’
• ‘ Speak, fiend! What nefarious plot are you hatching here?! ’
• ‘ Even you can’t be that dense. ’
• ‘ I’d sooner believe a cavalier riding a pegasus over the moon! ’
• ‘ Aw, I ain’t got time for this malarkey! ’
• ‘ Now make like some eggs and beat it! ’
• ‘ I will not be deceived by such deceits! ’
• ‘ Whoa, um, are you crying? ’
• ‘ Another day, another rejection. ’
• ‘ Honestly, this is just getting silly. ’
• ‘ How long will it take womankind to realize my many, many charms?! ’
• ‘ Man, are you crying already?! This is a new record. ’
• ‘ You’re being sentimental about being out of shape?! ’
• ‘ Do you even know what sentimental means? ’
• ‘ Nothing? Not even a monosyllabic reply? Grunt once if you can hear me. ’
• ‘ I’ve got something to say to you, buddy! ’
• ‘ I have no interest in fraternizing. …Least of all with you. ’
• ‘ Hope you didn’t have any plans, ‘cause if you did, they just got cancelled! ’
• ‘ WE ARE DOING NO SUCH THING! ’
• ‘ Now stop moaning and start walking! ’
• ‘ I fear nothing but the cold hand of death! ’
• ‘ Girls love puns. It’s a known fact. ’
• ‘ I WANT TO BE MANHANDLED! ’
• ‘ How does this keep happening? Huh?! ’
• ‘ Ha ha! …Ha? …Yeargh. ’

youmissedsxcker:

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU A CHARACTER  I’D ROLEPLAY FROM THAT FANDOM.

The 2nd (gif/icon) in your folder is your muse’s reaction to getting lost in the supermarket.

The sixth icon in your folder is your muse’s reaction to watching someone they despise die.

fire emblem: awakening critical quotes starters; {pt1}

ofylisse:

• “Anything can change.”
  
• “Now I’m angry.”
  
• “I may surprise you.”
  
• “You asked for it.”
  
• “Pick a god and pray.”
  
• “To hell with you!”
• “One for the bards.”
• “It’s just you and me.”
  
• “You want some?”
  
• “You are so dead.”
  
• “I love this part.”
  
• “Desist at once.”
  
• “Begone, foul miscreation!”
• “Come on, look at me!”
  
• “They’ve got to notice this…”
  
• “No hard feelings.”
  
• “I’ll make this quick.”
  
• “Don’t look down on me.”
  
• “I will ruin you!”
  
• “And so it ends.”
  
• “Piece of cake.”
  
• “What a cupcake.”
  
• “Out of my sight.”
  
• “Who do you think I am?”
  
• “You stupid bully!”
  
• “Your jigging is up!”
  
• “[name] smash!”
  
• “I am your omega.”
  
• “You’re already dead.”
  
• “Oh, let this be over!”
  
• “It has been a pleasure.”
  
• “Special delivery!”
  
• “Checkmate.”
  
• “Time to tip the scales!”
  

an extensive prompt masterlist pt. 2

( SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )
"Are we really just friends, then?"
"Do you want me to leave?"
"I can't believe you!"
"I swear it won't happen again."
"What did you say?"
"I'm not jealous, why would you say that?"
"Why are you smiling so much today?"
"You're jealous, aren't you?"
"They were just a friend, okay? Nothing more."
"When you said you loved me, I thought it was going to be forever."
"I'm sorry I called you at 3AM. I needed you."
"Maybe I was wrong. I don't need you in my life."
"We can't keep doing this."
"I don't want to be your secret, anymore."
"I have the right to know what's going on!"
"The police are coming."
"I might have had a few shots."
"Are you sure this is legal?"
"Isn't this amazing?"
"I'm going to take care of you, okay?"
"I don't need your sympathy."
"I'll miss you when you leave."
"You have to believe me."
"I'm a monster."
"You shouldn't love me."
"Stay the night. Please."
"You can't die. Please don't die."
"Run away with me."
"It's about the baby. It's yours."
"I wish this could last forever, don't you?"
( SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR A DRABBLE/AU ABOUT OUR MUSES. )
❤: the morning after.
♛: my muse finds your muse after they ran away.
✎: a journal entry about your muse written by my muse.
▲: my muse is dying in your muse's arms.
▼: your muse is dying in my muse's arms.
★: our muses go stargazing.
✌: our muses spending christmas together.
☯: our muses share a new years' kiss.
✿: my muse gives yours a gift.
☠: your muse comes back to my muse's doorstep 5 years after their death was announced.
♒: our muses spend a day at the beach.
➳: your muse says their first "i love you" to my muse.
☁: my muse says their first "i love you" to your muse.
☏: my muse's voicemail to your muse after a huge fight.
💍: our muse's wedding day.
( SEND ME A TEXT FOR MY MUSE'S RESPONSE. )
[text]: What do you want now?
[text]: So that wasn't you leaving the bar with another person?
[text]: Goodnight, I love you.
[text]: This is why you're my best friend.
[text]: Help, I'm lost.
[text]: Do you want to bet on that?
[text]: I miss you so much, you have no idea.
[text]: Guess who just got back in town.
[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now.
[text]: So... I just broke up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.
[text]: We're breaking up.
[text]: We can't keep doing this anymore!
[text]: Come on, come to the party!
[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
[text]: I can't believe I wasted my first kiss on you.
[text]: I overheard what you said. I didn't know that's what you thought of me.
[text]: I call bullshit.
[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn't you?
[text]: There's nothing you can do to get me back.

✦`Lissa;

            ❝ Come on now, you’re sounding impressed with whoever this is! If I were you, I’d be worried– And I am, considering my family is in danger here! ❞ If only she were aware she was being played! If the knowledge reached her that this was all Morgan’s doing later in the day (be it during or after conversing with him), he’d be met with a scolding and a call for his mother! 

    “I propose we do some detectivey type things and see if we can find the culprit! Better safe than sorry, right?”

                  ❛Well, just think about it, how much planning
                   must have gone into it. That they’ve managed to
                   elude everyone and set some traps up without
                   being caught. Quite an achievement even if it might
                   be dangerous.❜ His pride swelled, and really- it took
                   his all to not let it show. But there were such obvious
                   cracks. Though there wasn’t anything wrong with being
                   impressed by an opponent, right?

                  ❛Alright! If you think it would be the best.❜